User:KeeperofHonour

Hey, look, it's a... wait a second... what the hell is that thing?
Yes, hello kiddies, it's your dear, dear, dear Uncle KoH here. If you haven't figured it out already, I AM a real person, I'm 13 years old, and my real name's-

Hey, wait.... why am I doing this when I can just make one of those funky infoboxes? Yeah, let's do that.

EPIC QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!one!1!!!!!!111!!!!!eleven!!!!!
''"You can't stop a speeding train... unless you've got ONE BIG MAGNET." - Ross''

''"Cameron's not ginger, he's just... strawberry-blonde." - Ross''

''"Oh, look, it's a Charlie." - Ross''

''"With great power, comes a very short attention span. Hey, look, a flying bird." - Ross''

''"There are plenty more fish in the sea. Watch out for those goddamn sharks, though." - Ross''

''"Don't steal, mate. Government hates competition." - Ross''

Backstory
Just over thirteen years ago, on a dark, cloudy night, in an East Anglian hospital, a baby was born. he was considered to be average, a little on the small side, but still, average.

Oh, how wrong they were. Alas, they did not know, this child was destined to do great things, like write spy thrillers at the age of twelve (yeah, I haven't finished it, guys.), join many-a-role-play, create video games, and, design the Commander of WORLD, and his family. Noman is supposedly based upon the legendary teenager himself, with his happy-go-lucky attitude, and his affinity to explosions.

KoH is also the designer of the WORLD games, still in progress.

And the moral is...
Never let those flying monkeys get near to you.